all i'm saying is that there's no way this works first try

Iceshrimp.Backend/Controllers/Pleroma/AdminController.cs

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+using System.Net;
+using System.Net.Mime;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Mastodon.Attributes;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Pleroma.Schemas;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Shared.Attributes;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Shared.Schemas;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Web.Renderers;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Core.Database;
+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Core.Extensions;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Cors;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Mvc;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.RateLimiting;
+using Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore;
+
+namespace Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Pleroma;
+
+[MastodonApiController]
+[EnableCors("mastodon")]
+[EnableRateLimiting("sliding")]
+[Produces(MediaTypeNames.Application.Json)]
+public class AdminController(
+	DatabaseContext db,
+	ReportRenderer reportRenderer
+) : ControllerBase
+{
+	[HttpGet("/api/v1/pleroma/admin/reports")]
+	[ProducesResults(HttpStatusCode.OK)]
+	public async Task<List<ReportsResponse>> GetReports(PaginationQuery pq, bool resolved = false)
+	{
+		var reports = await db.Reports
+		                      .IncludeCommonProperties()
+		                      .Where(p => p.Resolved == resolved)
+		                      .Paginate(pq, ControllerContext)
+		                      .ToListAsync();
+
+		var rendered = await reportRenderer.RenderManyAsync(reports);
+
+		var resps = new List<ReportsResponse>();
+		foreach (var r in rendered)
+		{
+			resps.Add(new ReportsResponse()
+			{
+				Total = 1,
+				Reports = new Reports()
+				{
+					Account   = r.TargetUser,
+					Actor     = r.Reporter,
+					Id        = r.Id,
+					CreatedAt = r.CreatedAt,
+					State     = r.Resolved ? "resolved" : "open",
+					Content   = r.Comment,
+				}
+			});
+		}
+
+		return resps;
+	}
+}

Iceshrimp.Backend/Controllers/Pleroma/Schemas/ReportsResponse.cs

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+using Iceshrimp.Backend.Core.Database.Tables;
+using Iceshrimp.Frontend.Pages.Settings;
+using Iceshrimp.Shared.Schemas.Web;
+using Newtonsoft.Json;
+using J = System.Text.Json.Serialization.JsonPropertyNameAttribute;
+
+namespace Iceshrimp.Backend.Controllers.Pleroma.Schemas;
+
+public class ReportsResponse
+{
+	[J("total")]   public          int     Total   { get; set; }
+	[J("reports")] public required Reports Reports { get; set; }
+}
+
+public class Reports
+{
+	[J("account")] public required UserResponse Account        { get; set; }
+	[J("actor")]   public required UserResponse Actor          { get; set; }
+	[J("id")]         public required String   Id           { get; set; }
+	[J("created_at")] public required DateTime CreatedAt  { get; set; }
+	[J("state")]      public required String   State        { get; set; }
+	[J("content")]    public required String   Content      { get; set; }
+}